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THE REDNECK ROCKER RETURNS

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The Subcommandante needs not appear on this blog anymore thanks to the Redneck Rocker. Gimme blood! Gimme blood pollution!!! Your favorite Mountain Dew-drinkin', hell-raisin' redneck is back, and it's seven minutes plus of pure FYAH.

"I look at Daryl Clark and see the nightmares he can open for Ohio State. And if that happens, Penn State will win by 30." For the Redneck Rocker, every game is a Hellraiser Box to be opened with someone being ripped apart by chains, usually you, you non-Buckeye bitch. If a hipster needs to have their soul crushed today, just play this entire video and wait for Justice's "Genesis" to crank through. Yes, he probably got it from the Cadillac commercial, but it should still reduce them to a fine, shimmering cloud of dust in a matter of seconds.