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URBAN MEYER IS TAKING THIS VERY SERIOUSLY

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A brief press conference in the Florida football facility.

Reporter: What word would you use to describe Charleston Southern's defense, Coach Meyer?

Urban Meyer: "Tremendous."

Reporter: Really?

Urban Meyer: Absolutely.

Reporter 1: What would you think about fighting this man? In the ring, ten minutes from now?

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Meyer: I'm worried about his reach. A formidable opponent by the looks of it.

Reporter 3: Could you solve this for me?

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Meyer: I don't know about that. Could take a while.

Reporter: How about racing this man in a 40 yard dash. Right now!

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Meyer: He could be deceptively fast, you know. Plus I might pull something. I'd need to train for a while and get back to you on that.

Reporter 1: Coach, where the hell did you learn how to so brazenly deny reality prior to a game with an overmatched D-1AA opponent in one of the toughest venues in college football?

Meyer: Oh, nowhere in particular.