Al Groh, chaste leader of men:
If this is standard operating procedure now, we expect colorful and varying degrees of answers pre-written to this question on placards for different football players: "Married, but Wearing it Out," "Sonoran Desert Sex Schedule (Gettin' Wet Three or Four Times A Year Max,)" "Waiting for Marriage, Or Until Someone Says Yes," "Currently Engaged In Intercourse Under the Table During This Press Conference," "Fresh Off Double Intern Ass-Fiesta In Broom Closet." You may borrow that last one from Rex Grossman, who used it as SEC Media Days in 2000. No one asked him to, mind you--he was just quite proud of the statement of fact. (HT: JTB: Source: ACC Media Days.)
Loading comments...