SWING. YOUR. SWORDS. (HT: Doc Saturday, of course, who got them mad Rivals hookups.)
Clearly this shows the Red Rangers displaying great hands and understanding how to control the flow of a game. Shortly after this picture was taken the Oklahoma defensive line came and kicked them in the back of the thighs Switzer-style, causing the linemen to piss uncontrollably all over themselves in the process. (Consolation: it didn't happen on national television this time.)