If you'd like to see us tap out, there's plenty of hot choking action here. Sure, it's about ten minutes of action condensed into one, but we looked just as bad getting into submission holds as we looked succumbing to them.
Also, we wrote this up, because it is the greatest video ever in the history of videos featuring dudes with mullets getting KTFO'd, and because it teaches us all a valuable lesson about the importance of not getting punched in the head.
OHHHHH, Monsieur.