Big E in Alabama. Broadcasting from that creepy alternate dimension from Mirrors where hot chicks in bathtubs tear their own jaws off. Droppin' it strong. Comin' with it. Strong take, Big E. Glad you're wearing the safety glasses in case the screen explodes from SHEER INTENSITY.
"For cryin' out loud, if you're gonna do it, do it raiiiight." Tim Tebow's gonna get right on that undefeated season, sir. It may get slow around the three minute mark, but bear with it. At the very end he takes off his shirt, pours a vat of Wesson oil over his naked chest, and and gives his Crimson Tide Intensity Dials a firm twisting on camera! No, he really does! ROLL DAMN TAHHHHHDE.
(HT: RCR, who hates all things Alabama because he is an Ole Miss fan. Giggi-TAH.)