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NICE SHORTS, COACH WIN

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Nice legs, stretch. Pete Carroll in high school with shorts shorter than you'd probably like to see on a man, courtesy of the LA Times. In the same article, Carroll claims that he no longer exists due to having spent so much time with his high school football coach, with the prolonged exposure actually causing Pete TO BECOME AN AVATAR OF BOB TROPPMANN.

"I worked so closely with coach Troppmann for so many years, I am him."

So his greatest trick may have been to convince the world he existed when he was really someone else all along. The depths of this man...you shall never reach their inky bottom.