Q: "What is Frank Beamer's balanced breakfast?"
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Q: "What is Jonathan Crompton?"
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Q: "What is the name of UConn coach Randy Edsall's blue-ribbon winning Boston Terrier stud?"
(The judges would also accept "Carson Palmer's favorite soda.")
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Q: What are the current contents of Mike Patrick's pockets?
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Q: "What was Les Miles' only line of dialogue as an extra in Bob Guccione's 1979 remake of Caligula?
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Q: "What is the answer to the classic MENSA test question 'How much does a pound of feathers and a pound of lead and Charlie Weis weigh?'"
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Q: "What was Jim Tressel's last shout before collapsing into unconsciousness on a Shreveport riverboat deck? (At a craps table, sadly)"
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Q: What is the one song that can make Tom O'Brien cry like a scalded baby?
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Q: "What is 'Lou Holtz's That Donkey Won't Hunt'?"
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Q: "What are the contents of Howard Schnellenberger's Disaster Readiness Kit?"
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Q: "What is painted in flip-flop glitter acrylic on the back of Ron Zook's jetski?" Judges also would have accepted "What is the Robert Palmer song Steve Spurrier feels best describes him, even if he knows "Simply Irresistible" is probably everyone's answer."
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Q: "What is Jarrett Lee's new job description?"
(Co-written with Holly, of course.)