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BUY TOMMY BOWDEN'S EXTREMELY OVERPRICED HOUSE

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Since we got in trouble the last time we posted realtor's pictures, here is a photo of a burning house.

How much would you pay for a four bedroom house in rural South Carolina? Do we hear $1.35 million? No, we don't, but that's because you're clearly not taking the true cash value of bitch mentality into account here. Tommy Bowden's house on Lake Hartwell is for sale, and it not only comes with a heaping surplus of bitch mentality to spread around the place, but also four bathrooms, a boat dock, marble flooring, exercise room, guest quarters, pool, and Rod Spence just hanging around the place for the next year or so wondering if you need him to, you know, fix anything up or call a bubble screen or somethin'.