When does having the name "Quinterrius Eatmon" put you on the second-string of your own high school's all-name team? When Tremendous Campbell-Scott is up running this bitch, that's when.
When having the star of Rodger Dodger's entire name within your name is only the second most noteworthy thing about your name, you've truly got a moniker worthy of inscription on public granite. Tremendous Campbell-Scott is no Lemongello/Orangello urban myth: he is real and plays for Vigor High School, which unlike other schools goes to class without tiring for 12 periods straight before launching into a rigorous 2 hour PT session and subsequent nightly dance contest.