Way off topic, from the It's The Offseason And We Are So Bored We Will Post Pretty Much Anything RCR Sends Us Department: Louisiana man finds African wildcat in backyard.
He took it water, then slices of American cheese, then pieces of turkey wing.
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He guessed that the cat's relatively calm demeanor meant it was someone's pet: "If it had been aggressive, it would have had my butt."
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"They told me to go back inside because the cat, you know, might have other options," he said.
Area residents were, of course, unfazed:
Proving once again that Louisiana lives larger than anywhere else in God's green America, and that we are all poorer for it.