Way off topic, from the It's The Offseason And We Are So Bored We Will Post Pretty Much Anything RCR Sends Us Department: Louisiana man finds African wildcat in backyard.
He took it water, then slices of American cheese, then pieces of turkey wing.
He guessed that the cat's relatively calm demeanor meant it was someone's pet: "If it had been aggressive, it would have had my butt."
"They told me to go back inside because the cat, you know, might have other options," he said.
Area residents were, of course, unfazed:
Proving once again that Louisiana lives larger than anywhere else in God's green America, and that we are all poorer for it.