Your Mustache of the Week is Noel Mazzone, receivers coach for the Jets and currently in the running for the Wannstache's OC spot.
Bravo to the Pitt paper, which includes this fine passage when analyzing Mazzone's key weaknesses:
It just lends further credibility to the rumor that Wannstedt isnt actually a football coach, but an old-timey villain sent to Earth to conquer our planet by assembling the finest grouping of mustachioed men the universe has ever known. If Mazzone is the hire, the staff is only a guy with one of those mustaches that curls up at both ends and wears straw-boater hats away from forming Megazord, but with an unbelievably large mustache.
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers.