Oh, it's on, you adorable, bewhiskered motherfucker:
"I'm gonna turn Florida in right here in front of you," Kiffin told the crowd at the Knoxville Convention Center. "As Nu'Keese was in the meeting, his phone kept ringing. One of the coaches says, 'who's that?' And he said, Urban Meyer."
"I love the fact that Urban had to cheat and still didn't get him," Kiffin said.
(Watch the video here.)
Oh, Kiffykins. To the pain was the baseline, but it's torture time now. To earn further future blowouts in painful fashion, Kiffin and co. skunked LSU on Janzen Jackson, a Louisiana corner who was booed by the home crowd when he announced he would be going to Tennessee. If Lane Kiffin dies today crushed by a one-ton block of taffy dropped from Barkevious Mingo's Indestructible Imperial Dirigible, don't even try to act surprised.
(HT: C'lay.)