Where are the Pouncey twins and Jim Bob Cooters of tomorrow bound? You're a bit of a creepshow for even wondering, but we're here to help.
The early leaders, after the jump:
LSU: Barkevious Mingo, Carneal Ainsworth
PURDUE: Al-Terek McBurse, Ishmael Aristide
TEXAS A&M: Christine Michael, Rhontae Scales
OHIO STATE: Jack Mewhort, Storm Klein (of Licking Valley High; not making that up; you're welcome)
TENNESSEE: JerQuari Schofield
FLORIDA: Nu'Keese Richardson
GEORGIA: Rantavious Wooten
BOWLING GREEN: Ali Alaboody
TEXAS TECH: Pearlie Graves
TEMPLE: Blaze Caponegro
AUBURN: Eltoro Freeman
ARIZONA STATE: Vontaze Burfict
VANDERBILT: Justin Cabbagestalk
CENTRAL MICHIGAN: Justice Akuezue
GEORGIA TECH: Euclid Cummings
VIRGINIA TECH: Nubian Peak
MICHIGAN: Fitzgerald Toussaint
ARKANSAS: Lance Ray
STANFORD: Shayne Skov
COLORADO: Terdema Ussery
DUKE: Anthony Young-Wiseman (of Walt Whitman HS, natch)
NOTRE DAME: Manti Te'o
USC: Hebron Fangupo
WESTERN MICHIGAN: Tronic Williams
KENTUCKY: Qua Huzzie
It's early yet, but we're pretty comfortable calling this the greatest class of names in world history. Has your alma mater landed a Steele Hull, a Jabu Lovelace, a Phil Loadholt of its very own? Keep us posted below.