ATTENTION CITIZENS OF MINGOVIA. We have allied with the AUGUST KINGDOM of TESTICLEES, LORD OF THE BAYOU in order to promote and develop the already indomitable strength of MINGOVIA AND ITS ATTENDANT TERRITORIES ALSO BEARING THE BANNER OF BARKEVIOUS.
Apologies to those not allied with Barkevious, who will be destroyed as we dominate the SEC and beyond from the plush chairs mounted in our INDESTRUCTIBLE DIRIGIBLE SHAPED LIKE A TIGER. Your inconvenience is our pleasure.
Sincerely,
Barkevious Mingo
Linebacker, LSU Tiger, and Roustabout Lord of the Skies and Railways