We disagree with almost every football stance taken in the following, but the Bowden imitation and this line alone make it worth listening to:
"Steve Spurrier won the Heisman Trophy when all the black guys were in Vietnam."
He's wrong on one thing, though. You can say anything derogatory about anyone in the South, provided you follow it up with "Bless his/her heart," as in "That man just can't keep his cock out of pig-ass, bless his heart."
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