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BOWL PREVIEW PREVIEWS: THE CONGRESSIONAL BOWL

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IN A WORLD of honor, duty and sacrifice..

In a time of chaos...

They will be called to the halls of those with their grips on power...


...and their granddaughters...

...to play in a contest in front of at least 10,000 screaming people....

...to decide who wins: one team with an outstanding turnover margin representing the best a nation has to offer (4th in the nation,) or another team with an outstanding turnover margin representing the naked Demons that hide within us, and who sometimes throw for over 200 yards....

Riley Skinner in impassioned clip: "I'm not trying to do the wrong thing. I'm not trying to do the right thing. I'm trying to be me, and to the help our abysmal 89th ranked redzone offense score somehting, anything like a touchdown. AND IF I HAVE TO BE NAKED TO DO THAT SO BE IT!"

(Swelling French horns, shots of the Washington monuments...)

This December...find out what happens when the 5th ranked team in the ACC Atlantic division faces an independent team that, aside from their granted status as Real American Heroes, managed to win a game without throwing a pass this year...

...at 11 a.m. on the Saturday before Christmas, a struggle between sailors and demons in the shadow of the Capital will ensue, and only one will emerge to claim the crown...

Fred Thompson...


"Ain't but one way to do it, and that's my way, son."

...and George Lopez...


"I do this for you! And my country! And mi rasa in vieja Samoa! VIVA SAMOA!!!

...in....THE CONGRESSIONAL BOWL: Because honor has no options.

The Congressional Bowl: opens at 11:00 a.m. on ESPN. Rated SWIB (Sleepy, Watch in Boxers.)