Our apologies for today's lack of content, campers---Fearless Leader Commandant Swindle is stuck in mortgage lending/house closure hell*, and my latest FCP masterpiece is dropping frames like they're third-period French. We shall return. In the meantime, we suggest you bust out your covert eggnog stash from the office minifridge, open up your hearts and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in:
*Also, feel very free to leave all manner of well-meaning but overbearing advice for new homeowners in the comments for Swindle to find. He'll like that.