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WE. HAVE. POWERS.

Exhibit A

12:13:47 PM Holly: Oh, Jesus, they put Crompton back in
12:13:51 PM Holly: timestamp this...now
12:13:59 PM Holly: let's see how long before something horrible happens
12:14:00 PM Swindle: You can't be nervous
12:14:03 PM Holly: No.
12:14:07 PM Swindle: (3:14)
12:14:09 PM Holly: Well, we're up by 10
12:14:11 PM Holly: so I can
12:14:13 PM Holly: but I'm not.
12:14:35 PM Swindle: You have powers
12:14:37 PM Holly: Fumble!
12:14:39 PM Holly: I AM NOT KIDDING
12:14:44 PM Swindle: That was under a minute
12:14:47 PM Holly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:14:53 PM Holly: this is science at this point, right?
12:15:10 PM Swindle: Yes. I am comfortable saying this is correlation.

Exhibit B

Friday, November 21:

12:02:48 PM Swindle: Because if Syracuse beat Florida right now, I think I would just phone up Satan and offer to suck his spiked cock to feel something theoretically worse than losing to GERG
12:03:06 PM Holly: a lameduck GERGing
12:03:31 PM Swindle: The worst of all fates. The only thing more rancorous would be a loss by Bama to Auburn.
12:03:44 PM Holly: I still can't think of that without howling
12:03:57 PM Holly: please, please, please
12:04:05 PM Swindle: I kNOWE
12:04:08 PM Swindle: DSFHCKJDS
12:04:17 PM Swindle: CAnt typie when I thbjnk oabout that
12:04:20 PM Holly: IT TICKLES
12:04:46 PM Swindle: Deep, gusty laughter
12:07:09 PM Holly: Wait, I can make it worse
12:07:15 PM Holly: LOSING TO GERG AT HOME THEY ARE PLAYING AT SOUTH BEND
12:07:21 PM Holly: I forgot that part!
12:07:23 PM Swindle: Ohhhhhhh
12:07:26 PM Holly: THAT would smart.

Saturday, November 22:

What a beautiful world.