Ohio State and Michigan already brawling!
Phil Fulmer's swan song a-calling!
The Tarheel State rivalry's grinding!
A GERG'D loss for ND would be blinding!
Florida avenges Pat Conroy,
Harvard and Yale play (sans hoi-polloi)
Tennessee's set to plummet into miserable Vandy-ty
A first shift of madness: OH THE HUGE MANATEE!!!
This is your open thread for the first shift. Enjoy.