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OPEN THREAD/TINY FACTORLY PREVIEW: VIRGINIA TECH AT MIAMI

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This here be yr thread for congregatin' and bloviatin', HokieCane-steezy. A scant preview:

Category one: Nebulous Statistical Comparisons of Dubious Validity.

VT: 6-3, 3-2 conference. MIA: 6-3, 3-2 conference. Advantage: Eh?

Category Two: Mascot.

Advantage: Miami. It's a fucking hurricane.

Like a doll's eyes.

Miami, you've been factor'd!

Category Three: Aura.

No Metallica entrance here, not that the Hokies deserve such awesomesauce this year. Advantage: Miami.

Miami, You've Been Factor'd!

Category Four: Names.

VT: Jahre Cheeseman, Alonzo Tweedy, Germond Oatneal. Very Upstairs/Downstairs of you, sirs. Miami: Cannon Smith (yes, of course he's a quarterback), Harland Gunn, which sounds like a Raymond Chandler character if Raymond Chandler wrote about O-linemen. Advantage: VT, but it's close.

Virginia Tech, You've been factor'd!

Grudges? Scores to settle? Sheer cussedness?

Miami's lost two in a row and four of the last five.

Miami, you've been factor'd!

EDSBS FACTOR FIVE FIVE FACTOR PREVIEW SUM: 2-2, which we're calling for Miami owing to VT currently fielding a potted plant at quarterback. Please place your bets for the Hokies accordingly. Bonsoir, boys.