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All hail the Alphabetical! Over at the Cash Money People's site, and lengthy as ever.

All hail Queen Spider! The BCS Rankings have been handed down from Queen Spider, and they are PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.

1. Alabama
2. Texas Tech
3. Texas
4. Florida
5. Oklahoma
6. USC
7. Notre Dame

Queen Spider appreciates your cooperation. Pete Carroll says a lot of things could happen; Bob Stoops says he's watching a little bit; Urban Meyer's going to talk with his team about it; Mike Leach is only concerned with the biggest game in the history of this year. Mack Brown is just bleeding over all this BCS fooferaw.

We think they should change their code. We can understand that, Oklahoma State, and while we all agree, the defense might be able to read that...fifty-six points? Yeah, go ahead and write the damn play up there. It's not gonna matter anyway.

Alcohol may have been a factor. In this chapter of SEC Fans Gunning Each Other Down Over Football, the players are as follows: alleged murderer, LSU Alabama fan; definitely murdereed, Alabama LSU fans; weapons involved, pistol, shotgun.

GERG. Still alive. GERG's not even angry. He's being so sincere right now. Even though you broke his heart. And killed him. And tore him to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire.
He's still alive.