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LONGHORNS GAMEDAY 3: RETURN TO SNIDE MOUNTAIN

What's the most legendary GameDay sign of all time? Personal favorites vary wildly, but none has gotten more attention than this Cocktail Party gem three years ago:

And what do Americans do when we're demonstrably out of ideas, as Texas fans may be on their third GameDay appearance in a month? Sequels. May we humbly suggest:

LEE CORSO IS A PENIS WITH A VENGEANCE
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS HAVANA NIGHTS
LEE CORSO IS WILLY KORN'S PENIS
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS WILD WILD WEST
LEE CORSO'S PENIS ATTACKS THE CLONES
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS AND THE CRYSTAL SKULL

Many, many, many more after the jump:

LEE CORSO'S PENIS ANOTHER 48 HOURS
LEEE CORSO'S PENIS 28 WEEKS LATER
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS AND WANT TO TURN AMERICA INTO A SOCIALIST VAGINA
LEE CORSO'S PENIS WHEN NATURE CALLS
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS VS. PREDATOR
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
LEE CORSO'S PENIS: THE DARK KNIGHT
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS SUPREMACY
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS
SON OF LEE CORSO IS A PENIS
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS AT BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS WITH CHIPS AND DRINK FOR 5.99
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS RETURN OF THE KING
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS AND ONE CUP
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS RELOADED
LEE CORSO'S PENIS IS THE NEXT KARATE KID
LEE CORSO'S PENIS HAS THE HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA TALKING
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS BATTLE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES
LEE CORSO'S PENIS JUST BROKE THEIR FACES WITH A HOBNAILED BOOT
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS DUMB AND DUMBERER
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS TECHNOLOGIC TECHNOLOGIC
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS CRUISE CONTROL
THE GREAT LEE CORSO'S PENIS CAPER
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS TAKES MANHATTAN
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS'S JUG BAND
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS FRIDAY AFTER NEXT
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS STAYING ALIVE
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS THIS WOMAN'S WORK
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST
LEE CORSO'S PENIS THANKS YOU FOR SMOKING
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS MAGNUM FORCE
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS BEFORE SUNSET
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS: JUDGMENT DAY
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS: THE RECKONING
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS AT WORLD'S END
LEE CORSO IS A PENIS IN THE TIME OF CHOLERA
LEE CORSO'S PENIS WILL NOW PRAISE FAMOUS MEN

We're sure you can take it from there.