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THE EDSBS MAILBAG: GIVE US YOUR BORED, YOUR THREATS, YOUR POORLY PHRASED THINLY VEILED SOLICITATIONS

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We asked; you answered: Following the posting of the Pac-10 EDSBS Custom Cocktails, we began researching a companion piece on Division I Shots and put out feelers to college towns across America for the local flavors that give their fans a quick fix. We received a slew (that can't be a real word) of responses from Readers Like You, clamoring to be included in the next fine installment. The most notable are collected below for your imbibing pleasure. Stay thirsty, my friends.

Dear EDSBS,

I'm a South Carolina fan, so I just can't resist relaxing with a hearty jug of this all-season favorite at the game!

Sincerely, Bobby in Columbia

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Dear EDSBS,

Usually, by noon, I'm feeling pretty efflorescent. I think that means "too drunk". It must, because that's when I start drinking this:

Takes my efflorescence right off, along with my esophogeal lining. Plus: Safer than Muriatic Acid!

Yours in tracheotomy, Louis from THA U

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Dear Fuckface,

GOVAWLS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Troy in Tennessee
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Dear sir,

Here in Ann Arbor, our shooter of choice goes down as smoothly as...well, as life!

Very truly, Mitch in Ann Arbor

(For rills, though: Three more months of this until honest-to-Phil-Steele's-parietal-lobe football, and we're well and truly racked enough with ennui to implement what will surely be a monumentally ill-advised Wednesday mailbag. Hit me. And before you ask, and speaking of racking, the Property Of Mister Tebow picture is still back there in the archives somewhere, so if you want to see tits go fetch it your ownself.)