clock menu more-arrow no yes

Filed under:

MARCHING BAND: IT'S DIFFERENT!

New, 40 comments

Ever heard of Jeremiah Wright? He's the Muslim preacher who taught Obama about raising the capital gains tax to 75% in order to fund gay weddings and DESTROY THIS COUNTRY. He hates America, too.

He has many stupid things to say, and this includes interesting facts about marching bands, too! Watch his insightful take on marching bands as excerpted by the Colbert Report. White ones do it like this NAH DINK NAH DINK NAH! Black ones be like this OOM CHA CHA BOOM CHA CHA BOOM!

Never mind that FAMU's every bit as precise as a major standard "European" style marching band, and that their practice sessions are less band rehearsals than football drills. They're black, so they don't worry about your whiteass precision. Because this all looks so, so sloppily done: