Urban Meyer drinks your milkshakes--he drinks them up! The internet's awesome: There Will Be Blood is likely 75 minutes of riveting acting surrounded by agonizingly constructed film school frippery, meaning you have to watch nine hours of grim squinting and sun-fried landscapes. Or you can just watch the coolest scene in the whole movie according to everyone who had the misfortune to sit still for that long free on the internet, and savor the fun of watching a hammered DDL beating a milky preacher to death with a bowling pin. And if that was a spoiler for you, then thank us for doing you the favor of spoilage. You have better things to do with your life, like sit in the FUCKING PHOENIX AIRPORT. (Yes, we're still there.)
Anyway, Urban Meyer's got Gameday at the Orange and Blue Game, signalling that Gameday might have grasped the full deprivation of college football fanbase by sending the whole crew (including Erin Andrews, Florida alum) to the game for the festivities and a ripping sunburn. Your milkshakes, we own them.
My recruiting straw goes ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the way over to your milkshake! I DRINK IT UP! I DRINK IT!
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