Pardon the tardiness as I get myself acclimated with WordPress, if by "get myself acclimated" I mean "scream like Sam Kinison and gouge my eyes out with an old ballpoint pen." We're sure you're all very, very concerned about the state of football today on this, the single worst day for football news of the year, but hang tight, we're on it. Either that or we go legitimately call-the-cops-honey-make-sure-they-bring-the-taser crazy. No real middle ground on this one.
THE CURIOUS INDEX IS COMING SOON. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH US.
By Adam Jacobi