It's White Puerto Rican Pride Day, a.k.a. St. Patrick's Day. Being white, we imagine at one point someone injected some Irish DNA into our bloodlines, but being white trash we have no definite documentation of that. It's just a suspicion, especially given the long and proud tradition of high-functioning alcoholism in the family, the lapsed Catholicism, and generally whorish ways of the Irish their charisma and charm, so evident on this site!
In celebration, we present a balanced, fair picture of Irish culture: the Pogues singing "Streams of Whiskey."