Not that LSU doesn't have some other improbably talented, untacklable bayou cleatgenius lined up behind him. Because they do, oh, you know they do, just pulling them out of a portal located next to the stadium. (What? You think they'd keep a tiger around just for funsies?)
But Ryan Perrilloux, the would-be starting qb of the LSU Tigers, has been suspended indefinitely from the LSU Tigers, and may have been the reason behind a cancelled presser from head coach Les Miles today. The rumors: that he's gone, gone, gone, but thus far Miles' leash has been beyond long for Perrilloux.
Again: this is a pumpkin on the foot of LSU 2008.