Every series ends. Sometimes they involve 3.5 million dollar payouts.
Frank Broyles: Houston Dale, we need to talk.
Houston Dale Nutt: GIGGITY! WHOO-WHEE GIGGITY!!! TARBLANG FANGDAMUS!!!! PIG PIG PIG!!!!
Frank Broyles: You're getting fired, Houston. Do you understand that?
Houston Dale Nutt: FAHHARRD UP! YESSSS AH AAHHHHHM WOOOO GALLLGIGGITY I AM!!!
FB: No, just the regular kind of fired.
Houston Dale Nutt: GOTSTA CLEEAN OUT MAH HOGPIT?
FB: If by that, you mean your office...well, yes.
HDN: NO, AH MEAN MAH HOGPIT UNDAH THA STADYUM, WHERE I FIGHT PIGS FOR MUN-AAAHHHYYY AND FILM IT FOR THE ENJOH-MUNT AH THE PEOPLE WOOOOO PIG PIG PIG!!!!
FB: You fight pigs for money?
HDN: FLABBERTY-JABBITY, I FIGHT 'EM FO LOVE, OL' FRANKIE-TANKIE! THE MONEY MEANS NOTHIN' TO ME, SINCE THE OOOOOOOOOO-SQUEALIE OF THE FIGHT IS ALL AH NEED!!! VIDEO EVIDENCE WOULD BE A SHAME IF IT GOT OUT, TREE-GUNDAMUS BANGFLINDAMUS WOOO!!!
FB: Perhaps a settlement is in order here. To keep things...amicable.
HDN: HAHHHAAAA BOSNAPPETTY STRAPPETTY BUTTSNIFF!!! AH CAN'T WAIT FUH MAH PAYOUT! IN EUROS PLEASE--GAY MONEY'S WORTH MORE NOW, BUT AHM TAKIN' IT BECAUSE I'M WILY LIKE A PIG, JIB-GRABBETY JUPITER-TOOPITER! I'D WEAR HOT PANTS MADE OF EUROS IF YAH MADE UP FLATTAH MAH PANTS HAWG!
(Translation: Nutt's fired with a $3.5 million "settlement." )
(Additional translation: Nutt may be headed to Georgia Tech with much haste, per Rivals rumors.)
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