Hey, it's that guy who looks like Dwight Schrute, only with rimless glasses! And he's got the to-do list column up at the Sporting News, which mentions among all the football-related content the fact that we'll be playing shit-tons of the game Rock Band this weekend. If the downloads are available, we'll celebrate this day of thanks with a rousing family rendition of "Blackened" by Metallica.
If you think this is gay, fine. We're hot-pant wearing knobhounds for Rock Band, if that's the case. Thank god for the downloadable Bowie, um...package.