DC Trojan , though we swear up and down that we were on the same track and merely slower with the Gimp and Google Image search: the infection of college football bloggery by the lolcats craze was only a matter of time.
(If you have no idea what this is, a better explanation may be found at I Can Haz Cheeseburger than any we could possibly concoct. Even then, there's no real explanation besides the ol' eyeball test. You find it funny, or you don't. Don't talk, watch!)
Our first humble attempts at LOLFTBL follow. We will preface this by saying that we have seen Brian's initial attempt at this art form, and that it is funnier than anything we've put together here.
Perhaps it's a broken verbal agreement with a wannabe sports agent? That's our guess.
When in doubt, tackle the genebag.
And, per request, this, which requires no caption: