How we've managed not to have this man as the Mustache of the Day, we'll never now. Blame our trademark negligence for missing a true legend of the lip.
The Mustache Wednesday 'Stache of the Day: Geraldo Rivera. So nice you'll need it thrice:
Not even the briny sea steals the vim and vigor from his sole companions: justice, and his mustache...
Mike Leach approves: a buff Geraldo sails the waves without fear.
A skinhead didn't break his nose. The mustache did, just to show it who was really in charge.
Resplendent even under the badges. Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers.