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The Aqua Teen Movie is here. We're too consumed by the idea to really consider anything else, since ATHF is the dominant, generation defining work of our time, a slice of the zeitgeist: chickens on fire, molestation jokes, occult references, random surrealist violence, Chechen prostitutes, cameo appearances by Geddy Lee and Bruce's a like a semantic geek Olympics playing out before your eyes.

The creators have been jerking around the public by publishing false endings with dialogue like "After high school, I never returned to Blood Mountain...but I carry it with me. In my heart. In heart." We're counting the minutes 'til we can leave work, purchase tickets, and enjoy our 83 minutes of brain Drano exposure.

Addendum: Joey's got the thorough link guide for n00bs here.