We cheat somewhat by mixing a video of abundant, Univision-approved Brazilian cheesecake with humor for our Friday cheesecake this week. It has more jiggle than you'll likely need for the cheesecake fix, including a majestic cheek-shaking slomo bit with a club dancer. However it also contains the following, cerebrum-knotting elements:
1. The current governor of California making hand-goggles over his eyes at a dancer's ass.
2. The current governor of California shoving a carrot stick fellatiously in and out of a woman's mouth.
3. The current governor of California dancing the samba with a rhythm only describable as "Teutonic."
4. The current governor of California dancing in Carnival garb and molesting helpless dancing girls.
5. The current governor of California saying this:
You know something, after watching the mulattos shake it, I can totally understand why Brazilians are absolutely devoted to their favorite body part: the ass...
and...
Bunda. I like the bunda.
Watch. Learn. Stand in awe. Arnold Schwarzenegger in Rio, 1983:
The bunda. I like the bunda.