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FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: ARNOLD GOES TO RIO

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We cheat somewhat by mixing a video of abundant, Univision-approved Brazilian cheesecake with humor for our Friday cheesecake this week. It has more jiggle than you'll likely need for the cheesecake fix, including a majestic cheek-shaking slomo bit with a club dancer. However it also contains the following, cerebrum-knotting elements:

1. The current governor of California making hand-goggles over his eyes at a dancer's ass.

2. The current governor of California shoving a carrot stick fellatiously in and out of a woman's mouth.

3. The current governor of California dancing the samba with a rhythm only describable as "Teutonic."

4. The current governor of California dancing in Carnival garb and molesting helpless dancing girls.

5. The current governor of California saying this:

You know something, after watching the mulattos shake it, I can totally understand why Brazilians are absolutely devoted to their favorite body part: the ass...

and...

Bunda. I like the bunda.

Watch. Learn. Stand in awe. Arnold Schwarzenegger in Rio, 1983:

The bunda. I like the bunda.