We'd love to elaborate on this, but it's already inspired miles of message board odes. It seems that the sport of beach volleyball satisfies needs for almost every pedigree of lust:
--lack of clothing
--"volleyball butts"
--legs
--giantess fetish
--those with flair for the exotic
--the wet look
--lesbian overtones
--meticulous femmescaping
--grunting
--screaming
--lots of stretching and pervy angles
--tans
--the possibility that, at any given second, they might start fighting.
--the possibility that, at any given second, they might start fucking.
That said, your Latin-themed EDSBS official Friday Univision Compatible Cheesecake is...
Sandra Pires, seen here with beach volleyball partner Jackie Silva.
Nice dig? We thought so.