The SI Swimsuit Party this year came with a very special extra parting gift: a possible exposure to Hep A. We realized there were going to be cuts at CNNSI...but really, there's far easier ways to do it. Like Sarin gas, for example. That shit works. (HT: RCR.)
Commenter Ragin Cajun Rebel points out the connection between Jenn Sterger being hired to write for SI On Campus and the Hep A exposure, but we actually think Sterger's blameless here. She's too busy giving thinly veiled public glimpses into her fractured psyche motivational speeches to thrilled on-campus audiences nationwide.
I paid for these boobs. Me. Not dad. Well, there's one to grow on.