Enjoy President's Day. We'll be revering the memory of our favorite president today, the immortal Rutherford B. Hayes, and applying Ben-Gay to every non-mucous membrane surface of our bodies following a weekend of horse riding. If we regain sensation below the waist, we'll post tomorrow. (Little known fact: blogging with numb chundle region is dangerous to your health.)
The glory of equestrian sports: Orson gets reacquainted with Mother Earth.