In our ongoing efforts to protect and educate the poor, exploited youth who will be fending off messenger pigeons, text messages, and "chance meetings" with NFL alumni during the recruiting season, we present our second handy chart outlining what to expect on their final recruiting visits.
We recommend that you print the page, cut out the chart, and laminate it. This protects the fragile paper from flying spit during a coach's impassioned speech, or from the soapy runoff from an especially involved hand job from a "campus guide" in a dorm shower. Remember: this guide might save your life, blue-chipper. Guard it well.
(Firefox viewers, if missing the tiniest fringe of the chart due to our digital ineptitude really bothers you, right click "View Image" to see the whole thing. IE people, um...download Firefox.)