That narrows down the 'Bama list, at least: Texas defensive coordinator Gene Chizik goes to Iowa State, a score for them. Head-busting cover-2 scheme to follow, for sure, leaving Mack Brown with a critical hole to fill on his staff at Texas. (HT: Dave.)
The real question: will someone in the Big 12 not run the spread? Besides Colorado? And will cash be enough to make this angry man smile?
Smile, Gene: if they gave McCarney that long, you'll be just fine.