Mac Pyle, OL for the Vanderbilt Commodores, ees a real man high five for his bold decision to grow his Merced Meth Lab Owner special.
Whose business is it if I've got a 500 gallon tank of Sudafed in the back, huh? I get allergies, man.
From the City Paper, the only real news source in Nashville besides our aunt:
A Florida defensive lineman, fooled by the mustache into believing Pyle was too old to play college football, asked Pyle if he had served a tour of duty in Iraq before returning to Vanderbilt.
A mustache that makes others assume you've killed, and may kill again? Hat tips and bravos to you and your dick duster, sir.