It's a sad day for defensive coordinators in the ACC: Jeff Bowden may be out at FSU. More forthcoming...
UPDATE!!! Yessir: AP says he's gone. Gimme a fucking siren! WOOOOOOO!!!
To replace him, Bobby is looking hard at hiring his grand-nephew Bass Pro Shops Stonewall Prestige Bowden, who despite being 13 "is a whiz at those football video games." President T.K. Wetherell has declined comment.