It's done: Butch Davis will be the coach at UNC next year.
Insta-quick Analysis: Butch Davis won't be coaching Miami. Or anywhere else. He will, in fact, be coaching at UNC. In Chapel Hill, North Carolina. He will be wearing powder blue, most likely, and could gain an extra fifteen pound eating good barbecue. He will probably also wear a headset, hire some assistants, and then begin recruiting players.
In addition: He'll probably say gosh a lot. 'Cause Butch Davis does that.
You heard it here first! Gimme a fucking siren! WOOOO!!!
Butch Davis: will likely be wearing powder blue.