LET THEM EAT CHEESECAKE!
By popular demand, a little EDSBS homage to Univision and all its glory. Now enjoy your weekend!
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October 20, 2025
SOLON’S PICKS: TRYING ONCE AGAIN TO MAKE LORD GAMBLOR HIS BITCH
Question: How can someone get upset about his picks going 9-2?Â
Answer: If he started his Saturday going 9-0.Â
Solon complaining about going 9-2… kind of like Rick Ocasek complaining about being unlucky in love.Â
Alas, the elusive perfect weekend was not to be, as the Gators did indeed implode, losing a game they arguably deserved to win, and Tulane had 5 turnovers (to none for UTEP) and failed to hit the spread by 1 point. Still, I rode my luck a little elsewhere; CMU needed a goal line stand to stay ahead of the number against Ball State, so I’d better stop complaining and try to get after it again.Â
On another note, I’d like to thank ESPN.com for being just as shitty as the rest of their enterprise. Suffice it to say that if you want accurate statistics, make sure to get them from another outlet. It’s not a whole lot of fun to have them list ( e.g.) Nate Longshore as having gone 13-24, 154, 0-1 in the ESPN.com boxscore, and then see in the recap-their very own recap, that is-that his stats are listed as 17-31, 176, 0-2. This is especially not exciting when you go back and check the statistics you’ve just spent the last 3 hours compiling, only to discover that this is not an isolated problem and you’ve pissed away much of your Sunday. Hey, ESPN-USAToday’s website-the online arm of the shittiest newspaper in the country-kicks your ass.Â
Fuckers.Â
My good week last week leaves me at 40-28 for the season (59%). Let’s hope I can keep it going with this week’s slate.Â
Fair warning-I am on very little sleep this week. On the plus side, I have finished my deposition summaries and should be fully rested next week; I suppose we’ll see if it makes a difference.Â
Oh the irony of using to law to feed a gambling habit.Â
Here are this week’s selections:
OFF TO NOTRE DAME. BREAK OUT THE PARQUET FLOOR
We’ll be traveling tomorrow to Chicago, where we’ll taking only the finest of rental cars to South Bend, Indiana for the UCLA/Notre Dame match on Saturday. We’ll be making the rounds of tailgates-much thanks for the existing invites, which we’ll answer as soon as we forward our bank account information to all these exciting business partners we’ve met via email. (Rubes! They have no idea how we do things in America.)
We’ll be mobile at harumphharumph of the yahoo variety, so hit us up and we’ll come say hello. Or stay several hundred yards away, just like that little piece of paper from the judge says we should.
Enjoy your weekend, and we’ll be back with the full travelogue on Monday. Break out the parquet floor.
We’ll be rolling with the Fighting Irish. That’ll probably end up being us on the bottom of the pile there.
PENN STATE TAILGATE DANCING: TO THE WINDOW, TO THE WALL
We…Are…Drunk. And dancing. Someone please save this separately on a different YouTube account fast, because they will pull it as soon as this gets posted.
Our favorite part is the guy pelvic thrusting in a manner that has to make every other man watching it wince for the women he sleeps with(I particulary like that he gets enthusiastic high fives from his friends following the display, as if he just busted out the moonwalk on the Motown 25 celebration-Stranko). Lee Corso wouldn’t put it down like that and you know it.
Shocking video after the jump:
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