Via The Wizard of Odds and pointed out to us by SMQ...Texas Tech football coach Mike Leach, doing the weather this past April on Lubbock local television.
Quotes, unencumbered by framing from lesser minds:
"My favorite weather pattern is when it rains mud."
"Now on Monday, it says bad stuff, serious storms, but you're gonna be dead in a hundred years anyway. Live dangerously. I would go opposite of that. That's just too strong, too much bad weather, that thing on the screen there is just too sure of it for my tastes. Me personally? Expect sun. Don't be a coward, stay out in it and enjoy it, and if you run into the bad stuff don't let it ruin your day."
"I actually look forward to hail."
Somehow, we knew all of this was true before he ever said it.