We're on the record as thinking that Matt Hayes of The Sporting News is, on the page at least, a dick. But Brian performs a hatchet job far and above anything we could possibly put together on a single individual. It's a towering acheivement of calumny that deserves to be cryogenically frozen to show future generations what hatchet jobs really and truly look like. To wit: it ends with the words "Nice teeth, horseface!" And that's not even the best line.
Read it at the risk of your corneas melting from the invective.
Matt Hayes: will work for sugar cubes?
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