JoePa, erstwhile zombie and coach of the Penn State Nittany Lions, thinks that Atkins Diet is just a buncha crap. It's brains you want--and failing that, a little Milano bread will do. Somewhere there's a television ad featuring Joe shilling for Milano bread, and that we haven't found it yet is one of life's little cruelties. In the meantime, Nittany Line's got photographic evidence that JoePa did indeed at one point stand in a studio, hold a loaf of bread, and ask "What the hell you want me to do now, eh?"
The caption is breathless prose:
"Mama always told us...The greatest Italian names end in 'O'!"
That's right. Fuck you and your pussy-ass bomb, Enrico Fermi!