Nathan's grading out the suck ratings of Big 12 mascots. In case this doesn't sound side-splitting funny to you...
It's purple. It's unoriginal. It's a lame generic nickname. The mascot's name "Willie" isn't even unique (Northwestern's has the same name). AND IT'S ONLY A HEAD.
We couldn't agree more. And Nathan, like us, finds the inflatable Herbie Husker to be the horrifying shit of David Lynch-esque nightmares.
Mommie, will fire make it go away forever?