YouTube sidesplittingness for you on Friday:
In honor of the World Cup, the only thing whose passion approximates that of college football's, we bring you Boris Johnson, MP, making the greatest form tackle in the history of soccer against Germany. You can practically hear the English fans chanting "Three-Nil! Three-Nil!" (WARNING: do not watch if you cannot roll on floor and belly laugh for five minutes after watching.)
Boris for PM.