Well, at Florida State it would have taken three months, and involved bundling with a stolen Chrysler Sebring stuffed to the gills with stolen goods--a Texas national championship rang (we figure that's how a Texan would say it) is up for sale on EBay. (Peter, you can't do better than $7,100 for a little chunk of the Rose Bowl? You've got a kidney to sell, sir. Call us and we'll hook you up with Mustafa and Yevgeny, the experts in this kind of thing.)
The best part about the ebay page:
NOTE: This is NOT the ring of a player who may have been dismissed from the team!!!
...which means the rang clearly belonged to Ramonce Taylor just a few days ago. (HT: Burnt Orange Nation.)
The Evil Gloved One is obviously behind this.